Conflict

Conflict breeds intimacy! It’s important! – Guy talking really loudly on the phone in my

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Entertaining

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought

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Everything happens for a reason

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad

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And fuck the God of War

“People under the age of 20 have this massive hole in their soul. And they

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Workaholics

I flew over my workplace on Saturday, and noticed that someone was parked in my

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We are what we eat

“We do not know the effect of this grand experiment that is being visited upon

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Sunset

“I have a stalker, a beautiful one: the sunset. Every day she’s there, watching me,

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A reliable indicator

“When someone takes to calling things “hipster”, it’s a reliable indicator that you can safely

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“It’ll be easy…”

When a client says, “It should be pretty easy and won’t take long,” it invariably

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